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Personalized Always Cold Blanket – A Snuggly Statement for Perpetually Chilly Souls - Offbeat Opulence

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Personalized Always Cold Blanket – A Snuggly Statement for Perpetually Chilly Souls

$89.99
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For the person who’s always cold—own it in style with this playful, personalized woven blanket. Featuring the humorous phrase “Yes, I’m Cold. I’m Always Cold. – 24:7” alongside icy blue snowflakes on a bold black background, it’s the ultimate comfort item for chilly souls. A cozy, cheeky gift or self-indulgent essential, this blanket brings warmth, wit, and personality to your everyday lounging.

Why You’ll Love It
• A hilarious personalized gift for the perpetually cold
• Adds warmth and humor to any reading nook or living room
• Durable, woven texture made to last a lifetime

Product Details

Product Details

  • Sizes:  37"x52", 50"x60", and 60"x80" (equivalent to a standard Queen-size bed)
  • Material: 100% cotton, heirloom-quality jacquard woven
  • Design: Woven directly into the fabric—never printed
  • Reversible: Features fringe on all four sides and mirrored design on back
Caring for your Blanket

Caring for your Blanket

  • Machine wash cold with similar colors
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach or dry clean
Production

Production

  • Our Woven Blankets are crafted to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production.
Shipping

Shipping

  • USA Please allow 3-5 Business Days
  • Domestic USA Orders over $35 ship FREE

Woven, never printed


Crafted on jacquard looms using 100% cotton threads for heirloom-quality texture and depth, and unconditionally loved by our customers.

Crafted in the USA

Each woven blanket is proudly made in the USA by skilled artisans. Your purchase supports small businesses and true American craftsmanship.

A Note on Colors

Due to the jacquard weaving process, colors may vary slightly from digital previews and will feature a naturally vintage look and rich woven texture.

Earth-Friendly by Design

Made with sustainably farmed 100% cotton and dyed in-house—no harsh chemicals, no imports, and no wasted inventory. Every blanket is woven to order.

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