For the person who’s always cold—own it in style with this playful, personalized woven blanket. Featuring the humorous phrase “Yes, I’m Cold. I’m Always Cold. – 24:7” alongside icy blue snowflakes on a bold black background, it’s the ultimate comfort item for chilly souls. A cozy, cheeky gift or self-indulgent essential, this blanket brings warmth, wit, and personality to your everyday lounging.
Product Details
• Sizes: 37"x52", 50"x60", and 60"x80" (equivalent to a standard Queen-size bed)
• Material: 100% cotton, heirloom-quality jacquard woven
• Design: Woven directly into the fabric—never printed
• Reversible: Features fringe on all four sides and mirrored design on back
• Production: Made to order in 3–5 business days
• Shipping: Arrives in 3–5 business days.
Why You’ll Love It
• A hilarious personalized gift for the perpetually cold
• Adds warmth and humor to any reading nook or living room
• Durable, woven texture made to last a lifetime
How to Care For Your Woven Blanket
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low heat. Woven blankets are not printed and will not fade. Blankets will become softer over time with washing and last a lifetime.
A Note on Colors
Each blanket is masterfully woven, not printed, using a curated palette of colored threads to create the artwork. Due to the nature of jacquard weaving, colors may differ slightly from digital images and will display a naturally vintage-style appearance and texture. This traditional process lends every blanket the rich depth, dimension, and heirloom character that only true woven craftsmanship can achieve.
Crafted in the USA
Every woven blanket is proudly crafted in the USA by skilled artisans. By choosing our products, you are supporting small businesses, traditional weaving techniques, and true American craftsmanship.
