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Certified Smut Lover – Woven Blanket-Offbeat Opulence

Certified Smut Lover – Woven Blanket

$89.99
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Celebrate your favorite reading genre with a bold, unapologetic woven blanket made just for book lovers. Featuring a playful repeating "Smut" design accented by small heart motifs, this piece is perfect for romantasy readers, spice lovers, and anyone who proudly flaunts their TBR without shame. Crafted with heirloom-quality jacquard weaving, every detail is richly woven into the fabric for lasting texture, comfort, and character. Whether layered on your bed, tossed over your reading nook chair, or hung as art, this blanket brings both softness and personality to your space.

Why You’ll Love It

  • A cheeky conversation piece for genre fans
  • Perfect for cozy reading corners, bedrooms, or thoughtful gifting
  • Stylish enough to display, soft enough to snuggle

Product Details

Product Details

  • Sizes:  37"x52", 50"x60", and 60"x80" (equivalent to a standard Queen-size bed)
  • Material: 100% cotton, heirloom-quality jacquard woven
  • Design: Woven directly into the fabric—never printed
  • Reversible: Features fringe on all four sides and mirrored design on back
Caring for your Blanket

Caring for your Blanket

  • Machine wash cold with similar colors
  • Tumble dry low
  • Do not bleach or dry clean
Production

Production

  • Our Woven Blankets are crafted to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production.
Shipping

Shipping

  • USA Please allow 3-5 Business Days
  • Domestic USA Orders over $35 ship FREE

Woven, never printed


Crafted on jacquard looms using 100% cotton threads for heirloom-quality texture and depth, and unconditionally loved by our customers.

Crafted in the USA

Each woven blanket is proudly made in the USA by skilled artisans. Your purchase supports small businesses and true American craftsmanship.

A Note on Colors

Due to the jacquard weaving process, colors may vary slightly from digital previews and will feature a naturally vintage look and rich woven texture.

Earth-Friendly by Design

Made with sustainably farmed 100% cotton and dyed in-house—no harsh chemicals, no imports, and no wasted inventory. Every blanket is woven to order.

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