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Certified Smut Lover – Woven Blanket

Certified Smut Lover – Woven Blanket

Regular price $89.99 USD
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Celebrate your favorite reading genre with a bold, unapologetic woven blanket made just for book lovers. Featuring a playful repeating "Smut" design accented by small heart motifs, this piece is perfect for romantasy readers, spice lovers, and anyone who proudly flaunts their TBR without shame. Crafted with heirloom-quality jacquard weaving, every detail is richly woven into the fabric for lasting texture, comfort, and character. Whether layered on your bed, tossed over your reading nook chair, or hung as art, this blanket brings both softness and personality to your space.

Why You’ll Love It

  • A cheeky conversation piece for genre fans
  • Perfect for cozy reading corners, bedrooms, or thoughtful gifting
  • Stylish enough to display, soft enough to snuggle

Product Details

  • Material: Cotton Jacquard Woven – no printing; every detail is woven
  • Design: Repeating "Smut" text with heart accents
  • Sizes: 37"x52", 50"x60", and 60"x80" (equivalent to a standard Queen bed)

How to Care For Your Woven Blanket
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low heat. Woven blankets are not printed and will not fade. Blankets will become softer over time with washing and last a lifetime.

A Note on Colors
Each blanket is masterfully woven, not printed, using a curated palette of colored threads to create the artwork. Due to the nature of jacquard weaving, colors may differ slightly from digital images and will display a naturally vintage-style appearance and texture. This traditional process lends every blanket the rich depth, dimension, and heirloom character that only true woven craftsmanship can achieve.

Crafted in the USA
Every woven blanket is proudly crafted in the USA by skilled artisans. By choosing our products, you are supporting small businesses, traditional weaving techniques, and true American craftsmanship.

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