Woven, never printed
Crafted on jacquard looms using 100% cotton threads for heirloom-quality texture and depth, and unconditionally loved by our customers.
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Booktrovert Nutrition Facts Woven Blanket – Quietly Unhinged & Cozy
$89.99
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Welcome to your ultimate comfort zone—where the books are endless, the plans are cancelled, and your attachment to fictional men is a little concerning. This hilariously honest woven blanket features a fake-but-too-real nutrition label, perfect for the introverted book lover whose social battery gave out sometime in 2016. Crafted from heirloom-quality cotton and soaked in sarcasm, this design is a cozy tribute to your favorite coping mechanism. Whether you’re re-reading instead of progressing your TBR or crying over characters no one’s heard of, this is your chaos cocoon.
Why You’ll Love It
- Designed for emotionally overstimulated bookworms
- Funny, relatable, and an aesthetic vibe for your reading nook
- The perfect gift for introverts, book lovers, and anyone avoiding reality
Product Details
- Sizes: 37"x52", 50"x60", and 60"x80" (equivalent to a standard Queen-size bed)
- Material: 100% cotton, heirloom-quality jacquard woven
- Design: Woven directly into the fabric—never printed
- Reversible: Features fringe on all four sides and mirrored design on back
Caring for your Blanket
- Machine wash cold with similar colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach or dry clean
Production
- Our Woven Blankets are crafted to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production.
Shipping
- USA Please allow 3-5 Business Days
- Domestic USA Orders over $35 ship FREE
Crafted in the USA
Each woven blanket is proudly made in the USA by skilled artisans. Your purchase supports small businesses and true American craftsmanship.
A Note on Colors
Due to the jacquard weaving process, colors may vary slightly from digital previews and will feature a naturally vintage look and rich woven texture.
Earth-Friendly by Design
Made with sustainably farmed 100% cotton and dyed in-house—no harsh chemicals, no imports, and no wasted inventory. Every blanket is woven to order.