Welcome to your ultimate comfort zone—where the books are endless, the plans are cancelled, and your attachment to fictional men is a little concerning. This hilariously honest woven blanket features a fake-but-too-real nutrition label, perfect for the introverted book lover whose social battery gave out sometime in 2016. Crafted from heirloom-quality cotton and soaked in sarcasm, this design is a cozy tribute to your favorite coping mechanism. Whether you’re re-reading instead of progressing your TBR or crying over characters no one’s heard of, this is your chaos cocoon.
Why You’ll Love It
Designed for emotionally overstimulated bookworms
Funny, relatable, and an aesthetic vibe for your reading nook
The perfect gift for introverts, book lovers, and anyone avoiding reality
Product Details
Material: 100% Cotton Jacquard Woven – no printing; every detail is woven
Sizes: 37"x52", 50"x60", and 60"x80" (equivalent to a standard Queen bed)
Texture: Soft, breathable, and rich in color and detail
Production & Shipping Please allow 3–5 business days for production and 3–5 business days for shipping.
How to Care For Your Woven Blanket Machine wash cold, tumble dry low heat. Woven blankets are not printed and will not fade. Blankets will become softer over time with washing and last a lifetime.
A Note on Colors Each blanket is masterfully woven, not printed, using a curated palette of colored threads to create the artwork. Due to the nature of jacquard weaving, colors may differ slightly from digital images and will display a naturally vintage-style appearance and texture. This traditional process lends every blanket the rich depth, dimension, and heirloom character that only true woven craftsmanship can achieve.
Crafted in the USA Every woven blanket is proudly crafted in the USA by skilled artisans. By choosing our products, you are supporting small businesses, traditional weaving techniques, and true American craftsmanship.
