Woven, never printed
Crafted on jacquard looms using 100% cotton threads for heirloom-quality texture and depth, and unconditionally loved by our customers.
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Absolutely Feral Woven Blanket – For Readers Who've Lost All Chill
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This one’s for the bookworms who read with their whole soul. If you’ve ever stayed up until 3AM gasping, sobbing, or scream-reading through a plot twist, this blanket was made for you. Covered in sketch-style illustrations of wild, unhinged books, the Absolutely Feral woven throw captures the chaotic energy of a reader deep in literary obsession. Whether you’re mid-book hangover or on a 7-book binge streak, this cozy, heirloom-quality blanket is the perfect companion to your next meltdown.
Why You’ll Love It
- A cozy reward for emotionally surviving another fictional breakup
- Captures the peak bookish chaos aesthetic
- A perfect gift for readers who need sedating after every chapter
Product Details
- Sizes: 37"x52", 50"x60", and 60"x80" (equivalent to a standard Queen-size bed)
- Material: 100% cotton, heirloom-quality jacquard woven
- Design: Woven directly into the fabric—never printed
- Reversible: Features fringe on all four sides and mirrored design on back
Caring for your Blanket
- Machine wash cold with similar colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach or dry clean
Production
- Our Woven Blankets are crafted to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production.
Shipping
- USA Please allow 3-5 Business Days
- Domestic USA Orders over $35 ship FREE
Crafted in the USA
Each woven blanket is proudly made in the USA by skilled artisans. Your purchase supports small businesses and true American craftsmanship.
A Note on Colors
Due to the jacquard weaving process, colors may vary slightly from digital previews and will feature a naturally vintage look and rich woven texture.
Earth-Friendly by Design
Made with sustainably farmed 100% cotton and dyed in-house—no harsh chemicals, no imports, and no wasted inventory. Every blanket is woven to order.