Woven, never printed
Crafted on jacquard looms using 100% cotton threads for heirloom-quality texture and depth, and unconditionally loved by our customers.
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Spread Those Pages – Spicy Woven Blanket
$89.99
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For the smut reader who prefers reading with one hand, this heirloom-quality woven blanket delivers the ultimate wink-wink nudge-nudge. Featuring an illustrated hand delicately prying open book pages just right, the Spread Those Pages blanket is suggestive, bold, and unapologetically thirst-trappy in the best way. Whether you're curling up with your favorite morally gray monster boyfriend or annotating with heart-rate spikes, this blanket sets the tone: steamy, saucy, and totally unhinged.
Why You’ll Love It
- Spicy book humor boldly woven into every detail
- Crafted from 100% cotton for heirloom-quality coziness
- A hilarious, unforgettable gift for your favorite smut goblin
Product Details
- Sizes: 37"x52", 50"x60", and 60"x80" (equivalent to a standard Queen-size bed)
- Material: 100% cotton, heirloom-quality jacquard woven
- Design: Woven directly into the fabric—never printed
- Reversible: Features fringe on all four sides and mirrored design on back
Caring for your Blanket
- Machine wash cold with similar colors
- Tumble dry low
- Do not bleach or dry clean
Production
- Our Woven Blankets are crafted to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production.
Shipping
- USA Please allow 3-5 Business Days
- Domestic USA Orders over $35 ship FREE
Crafted in the USA
Each woven blanket is proudly made in the USA by skilled artisans. Your purchase supports small businesses and true American craftsmanship.
A Note on Colors
Due to the jacquard weaving process, colors may vary slightly from digital previews and will feature a naturally vintage look and rich woven texture.
Earth-Friendly by Design
Made with sustainably farmed 100% cotton and dyed in-house—no harsh chemicals, no imports, and no wasted inventory. Every blanket is woven to order.